They really are. I'm serious.
So I was in the hospital yesterday. It was an experience. I rode in an ambulance. The ambulance ride was actually pretty cool BUT THE GURNEY WAS HORRIBLE OH MY GOD IF I WASN'T IN SO MUCH PAIN I WOULD HAVE SCREAMED. I always figured they were low to the ground, like they are when they put you on to them but noooo once you're on and strapped down THAT MOTHERFUCKER RISES TO THE HEAVENS I mean it's like 7 feet tall and it's TILTED so you feel like you're gonna fall and then they roll you away and if you hit a bump or some shit on the way the EMTS don't maneuver around it THEY FORCE YOU OVER IT I was crying so hard internally it was terrifying.
But yeah that happened. Lots of things happened. I am still confused. The doctors are confused. Everyone is confused. I am in need of drugs for the pain in my legs and I'm probably going to try and beg my aunt for some norcos or whatever the hell the pill things are she takes for the pain from her shot wound surgery shit because MY LEGS. And I am also very pissed that they refused to give me a wheelchair because moving is fun and all but MY LEEEEGGGGSSSS. They also cannot figure out why my legs are hurting so bad.
Ummm anyway why I was in the hospital. First my throat. Which has been getting fucked up over and over and over again for the past month and I can't seem to get better. Only this time I was nauseous and my whole body was DYING with these hot streak of pain and aching I mean I've quit anti psychs cold turkey and have tattoos and the pain was worse than that all combined. So I went to the clinic. I was there from like. 11am to the time it was dark out. I was dehydrated and had like a 101 degree fever and my heart rate was really crazy fast apparently. After many hours of giving me fluids via IV they randomly kinda came into my little stall room curtain thing where I was almost screaming in pain and were like "hey ur heart rate is weirding us out so we're calling an ambulance." Ambulance came. THE GURNEY HAPPENED. Got to hospital. Considered punching my mom in the face with my IV attached. Was giving crotch burning steroid that like instantly healed my throat and some super weird intense anxiety drug shit and I went home. I was there for 13 hours. It was some pretty weird shit. I need a wheelchair for my legs pls someone help.